Pizza Hut...

SUCKS. Their sauce was always too sweet or too much. Maybe it was really just not enough. I guess I can vaguely say I enjoyed the bread sticks and the seedy atmosphere. But let's face it folks, their pre-made fare leaves much to be desired.

Now that I have bared my inner soul, really shown you my disdain for "The Hut"; I will tell you something else. When the charge for $29.15 showed up on my debit card with the words "Pizza Hut" next to it, my heart dropped. I have not been to a Pizza Hut in quite some time. Though the aroma has tempted me within the confines of Target, I just cannot bring myself to spend one penny I make under their own red roof.

The last time I had a sit down feast, a large waitress ambled along while clearing tables, enjoying her own buffet... of customer leftovers. She nibbled on the stuffed crust, then took a bite of someone's forgotten bread stick. She had no shame, she worked at Pizza Hut. The waitress even sipped on an unfinished soda. Thoroughly disturbed, I made it a point to never return. Imagine my surprise when I found out that someone had committed 30 dollars worth of fraud at the pizza chain with my credit card.

I called my financial institution immediately. The teller told me the order had been called in at 4:56pm the previous day. At that same moment the order was placed, I was silently screaming at the clock so I could leave work. I didn't even know there was a Pizza Hut in Troy. What bullshit. She told me the charge was canceled, as was my bank card. I breathed a sigh of relief, only to find days later that the woman was a damn liar.

"FORCE CHARGE Pizza Hut Troy NY" showed up on my account. I called again. Another woman told me that debit charges legally had to post. I would have to go in and fill out a form to dispute this charge. I wanted to tell her that I hated Pizza Hut; and that I would never give my credit card information over the phone. I know she didn't care either way, so I saved my breath for cursing out America...and the world.

I started to put two and two together while obsessing over the subject. I had only used my card for a gas charge. This particular station was apparently called "Race Track". It is a veritable bodega with a highly visible bong in the window. They must have smoked, gotten the card information, and decided Pizza Hut would be the place they would feast with someone else's money. Of course there is virtually no way to prove this, but I think it's highly probable. Those stoners were more resourceful than most. I'll give 'em that, but in reality I would like to give them a bomb.