Monday, February 2, 2009

This is your captain speaking...

I think "advertising" tactics have gone too far. This includes the text I received recently saying that "sam" (Lowercase... because we are apparently quite informal with each other) wanted me to visit a Viagra site. Clearly this Sam does not know me very well afterall. I am a female who happens to be dating someone under the age of 80. I am not a prime candidate for the audience they are attempting to reach. Albeit amusing... I don't want to pay 10 cents for receiving such a message. Is there a "Do Not Text" list yet?

I also received a phone call today which at first sounded like it was taking place at Barnum and Bailey's circus. Unintelligible noises, people yelping...I imagined monkeys crossing tight ropes. After I said Hello loudly multiple times... a jovial man exclaimed that my captain (him) was speaking. Huh. The vision switched now, to a Star Trek inspired setting. Visions of stars and far-off planets filled my head. The "captain" continued to tell me how I could win a cruise by entering some contest. What? A cruise? Oh right captains run those things too. I hung up the phone laughing. That was my favorite recorded message yet. Except for the three voicemails from someone in the middle of Florida who did not listen carefully to my voice mail message declaring my name. All of the messages were mumbled. Something about her leaving for work, saying to call back? I think a "Charles" was mentioned? I don't know him either.

The point is, well there isn't one. But I just don't want to be bothered by such things in my electronic life (or my real life either). If I suddenly find I need copious amounts of Viagra...I'll call you. The same goes for a contest in which I could win a CRUISE!!!! From that phone call alone I know that's the last vacation I would ever want to go on. But maybe some people enjoy that sort of thing.

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